(From Soccerblog) USA 0 – Argentina 4

Clinton and Trump are obviously both horrible candidates, so today I am announcing my candidacy for president of the United States. My campaign slogan will be "Make America Great for the First Time." The gist being that no country that hasn't won a World Cup, or at the very least isn't legitimately competitive at the international level, can truly be considered great. I mean, after the beating they handed us last night, we're practically a protectorate of Argentina.

2 thoughts on “(From Soccerblog) USA 0 – Argentina 4”

  1. Maybe the slogan should be “Make American Men Great” seeing as how our women’s soccer wipes the floor with the rest of the world.

    1. Good point. I’ll have to request the assistance of great American women to achieve our goals. I’m picking Elizabeth Warren for my VP and Hope Solo as Secretary of Defense.

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