Another Way, Possibly Pathological, of Saying What I Said Yesterday

I'm doing such good work right now. Really good work. The best work. Everyone agrees. You should see my drafts! "Damn!" you'd say. "This is really the best work!"

Yesterday's piece got, like, a billion hits. The most hits. Servers totally unrelated to the one(s) that host my site crashed from the load. Servers in different states. Different dimensions, even. Because I'm doing such good work and everyone recognizes it.

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